Today was Christmas Picture Day. Oh what fun it is to pose on a goofy fake background…but I digress.
We all get dressed up in our natural colored sweaters & khakis, R with a green turtleneck underneath and K with a red one. Merrily we traipse out the door to head off to the photo studio. Knowing it is Christmas Photo Season we get there half an hour early for our appointment and I go to sign in.
We’re wending our way through the itty-bitty clothing racks and we see another mom with a stroller heading in the opposite direction. One look at our coordinated outfits and she offers a hearty “Good Luck!” Wait…was that a hearty good luck or a bitter and cynical good luck? I find the answer as we are signing in for our 5:00 PM appointment, when I hear them calling another appointment in. The 3:30 one. Uh-oh.
Meanwhile N and the boys have discovered a stray posing stool and N is letting the boys take turns spinning on it. WHY does he always have to be the fun parent? We have a long wait ahead of us in a VERY cramped studio area with a LOT of other families and he’s letting them spin and jump around. Now I’ll never get them to sit quietly and draw or play I Spy or something. (Not that I would have had much success with that anyway but a mom can dream, can’t she?) And my chances have gone from slim to none now that he’s started them playing on the props.
The mom in the white sweater is complaining. And complaining. And she’s complaining to the wrong people. Trust me, white sweater lady, the idea to book appointments every ten minutes is NOT THE STUDIO’S IDEA. This brilliant scheduling strategy came down from some anonymous corporate honcho who hasn’t stepped foot in an actual operating studio in YEARS.
Woman who is not a manager but seems to be in charge for the moment tells us we can wander off and come back at 5:20 to check in. So off we go to the arcade where the boys are given a dollar each to spend as they see fit. At 5:20 we dutifully head back up to the studio where not-the-manager scolds N for giving her the wrong cell phone number. She called it, you see, to let us know it would be another 15 minutes or so before they’d be ready for us. And when she called, it went to an answering machine. So it MUST have been a wrong number.
We decide to hang out in the marginally less crowded waiting area. I attempt to comb the boys’ hair. White sweater lady is complaining (still? again? who knows?) this time about the quality of the images on the monitor. They shoot with film but each shot uploads to the monitor so you can see it and order your sheets and packages. Then I see J, who I used to work with at that other portrait studio, we chat for half a second and she tells me that S is working there too now. She waxes nostalgic about how big the boys have gotten and then dashes back into another sitting. (She knew me when I was pregnant with K)
Suddenly, could it be? Yes! It’s OUR TURN! Yay yippee woohoo wheeeeeeeee!!! We go in, do our thing, pose, smile, click and all is well. Head out, look over our pics, we have a couple of good ones! Jackpot! Join the portrait club, place our order and go on our merry way.
And now, tomorrow, I get to try and get a home photo of the boys together for our Christmas card, since we weren’t paying their prices for those! Yippie Yi Yay. Yeah.